Porch Pirates Movie

- Christmas Buddy Cop Comedy -

A trio of detectives race to catch a mischievous gang of porch pirates and recover the Mayor’s prized Beanie Baby, all while juggling their own holiday chaos.

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Winner: World Film Festival in Cannes - Best Indie Feature

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The Detectives The Pirates The Family Marcos Fernandez (Phil Mendoza) Sticky / Kenny Rodgers (Ryan T. Johnson) Maria (Candace Kirkpatrick) Jack Tyler (Jay Dee Walters) Sarah (Molly Peyton White) David (David D. Ford) Sally Jones (Kara Rainer) Bobby (Noah Archibald) Emily (Barbara Laurean) Izzy (Terry Higginbotham) Hunter (M.J. Martinez) Ralph (Eric Matthews) Grace (Brooklyn Ray Davila) Additional Notable Cast Members: Fast Eddie (Eric Hanson), Mayor Jim (Bill Jenkins), Charley (Natali Jones), Becky (Kimberly Gail Williams), Captain Logan (Hank Slaughter), Karen / Pineapple Pizza Lover (Tresa Jones), Delivery Man (Cody C King), Newscaster (Larry Cassady) and Frank (Bill Pope)

Porch Pirates Movie: Pirates and Dectectives

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Porch Pirates Movie

- Christmas Buddy Cop Comedy -

A trio of detectives race to catch a mischievous gang of porch pirates and recover the Mayor’s prized Beanie Baby, all while juggling their own holiday chaos.

The Booty drops on Thanksgiving Day!

They know when you’re sleeping! They know when you’re away!

Coming on Thangsgiving day to:

Porch Pirates Movie: Pirates and Detectives

Pine Line Studios

Pre Order Now!

Porch Pirates Movie

- Christmas Buddy Cop Comedy -

A trio of detectives race to catch a mischievous gang of porch pirates and recover the Mayor’s prized Beanie Baby, all while juggling their own holiday chaos.

The Booty drops on Thanksgiving Day!

They know when you’re sleeping! They know when you’re away!

Coming on Thangsgiving day to:

The Detectives Marcos Fernandez (Phil Mendoza) Jack Tyler (Jay Dee Walters) Sally Jones (Kara Rainer)

The Pirates Sticky / Kenny Rodgers (Ryan T. Johnson) Sarah (Molly Peyton White) Bobby (Noah Archibald) Izzy (Terry Higginbotham) Ralph (Eric Matthews)

The Family Maria (Candace Kirkpatrick) David (David D. Ford) Emily (Barbara Laurean) Hunter (M.J. Martinez) Grace (Brooklyn Ray Davila) Additional Notable Cast Members: Fast Eddie (Eric Hanson), Mayor Jim (Bill Jenkins), Charley (Natali Jones), Becky (Kimberly Gail Williams), Captain Logan (Hank Slaughter), Karen / Pineapple Pizza Lover (Tresa Jones), Delivery Man (Cody C King), Newscaster (Larry Cassady) and Frank (Bill Pope)

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Role

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Jeff Hamm

Director

Pickleball

Justin Chaffee

Writer

Grumpy Old Santa (2023)

Jeff Hamm

Writer

Pickleball

Jay Dee Walters

Writer

Grumpy Old Santa (2023)

Michael Steven Daughtry

Line Producer

The Dark Art (2022)

Jeff Hamm

Producer

Pickleball

Ken Ray Monts

Producer

Grumpy Old Santa (2023)

Jay Dee Walters

Executive Producer

Grumpy Old Santa (2023)

Erick Schroder

Composer

Saving Christmas Spirit (2022)

Paul Michael O'Connor

Cinematographer

Grimy Situation (2023)

Roni Hummel

Casting Director

The Town That Dreaded Sundown (2014)

Ashley Crumpton

Production Designer

Grumpy Old Santa (2023)

Megan Hall

Production Designer

Grumpy Old Santa (2023)

Matti Bridges

Makeup Department Head

Grumpy Old Santa (2023)

Natali Jones

First Assistant Director

Dead Awake (2016)

Phillip Russell

Second Assistant Director

Grumpy Old Santa (2023)

Bridget Uhles

Props

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Landon Lipinski

Sound Mixer

RWBY (2012)

Chas Tackett

Sound Effects Editor

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Josh Tackett

Re-recording Mixer

The Journey: A Music Special from Andrea Bocelli (2023)

Stephen Tackett

Re-recording Mixer

The Journey: A Music Special from Andrea Bocelli (2023)

Jon Blaze

First Assistant Camera

Cerebrum (2021)

Timothy Bubel

Gaffer

Grimy Situation (2023)

Paul Michael O'Connor

DIT

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Parker Montgomery

Wardrobe

Grumpy Old Santa (2023)

Amy Gilbert

Script Supervisor

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Breann King

Production Assistant

Wicked Things (2024)

Cody C King

Production Assistant

IS-22 (2018)

Morgan Moser

Production Assistant

Trash (2021)

Katlyn Smith

Production Assistant

Pickleball

Director Jeff Hamm take photo with our PIrates

Producer Ray Monts being arrested by Kilgor PD: Not really! LOL

Director Jeff Hamm Watching scene from Monitor

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The Film Makers

Name

Role

Known For

Jeff Hamm

Director

Pickleball

Justin Chaffee

Writer

Grumpy Old Santa (2023)

Jeff Hamm

Writer

Pickleball

Jay Dee Walters

Writer

Grumpy Old Santa (2023)

Michael Steven Daughtry

Line Producer

The Dark Art (2022)

Jeff Hamm

Producer

Pickleball

Ken Ray Monts

Producer

Grumpy Old Santa (2023)

Jay Dee Walters

Executive Producer

Grumpy Old Santa (2023)

Erick Schroder

Composer

Saving Christmas Spirit (2022)

Paul Michael O'Connor

Cinematographer

Grimy Situation (2023)

Roni Hummel

Casting Director

The Town That Dreaded Sundown (2014)

Ashley Crumpton

Production Designer

Grumpy Old Santa (2023)

Megan Hall

Production Designer

Grumpy Old Santa (2023)

Matti Bridges

Makeup Department Head

Grumpy Old Santa (2023)

Natali Jones

First Assistant Director

Dead Awake (2016)

Phillip Russell

Second Assistant Director

Grumpy Old Santa (2023)

Bridget Uhles

Props

Grumpy Old Santa (2023)

Landon Lipinski

Sound Mixer

RWBY (2012)

Chas Tackett

Sound Effects Editor

Prey (I) (2022)

Josh Tackett

Re-recording Mixer

The Journey

Stephen Tackett

Re-recording Mixer

The Journey

Jon Blaze

First Assistant Camera

Cerebrum (2021)

Timothy Bubel

Gaffer

Grimy Situation (2023)

Paul Michael O'Connor

DIT

Grimy Situation (2023)

Parker Montgomery

Wardrobe

Grumpy Old Santa (2023)

Amy Gilbert

Script Supervisor

Crave: Roots of Evil

Breann King

Production Assistant

Wicked Things (2024)

Cody C King

Production Assistant

IS-22 (2018)

Morgan Moser

Production Assistant

Trash (2021)

Katlyn Smith

Production Assistant

Pickleball

They know when you’re sleeping! They know when you’re away!

The Film Makers

Name

Role

Known For

Jeff Hamm

Director

Pickleball

Justin Chaffee

Writer

Grumpy Old Santa (2023)

Jeff Hamm

Writer

Pickleball

Jay Dee Walters

Writer

Grumpy Old Santa (2023)

Michael Steven Daughtry

Line Producer

The Dark Art (2022)

Jeff Hamm

Producer

Pickleball

Ken Ray Monts

Producer

Grumpy Old Santa (2023)

Jay Dee Walters

Executive Producer

Grumpy Old Santa (2023)

Erick Schroder

Composer

Saving Christmas Spirit (2022)

Paul Michael O'Connor

Cinematographer

Grimy Situation (2023)

Roni Hummel

Casting Director

The Town That Dreaded Sundown (2014)

Ashley Crumpton

Production Designer

Grumpy Old Santa (2023)

Megan Hall

Production Designer

Grumpy Old Santa (2023)

Matti Bridges

Makeup Department Head

Grumpy Old Santa (2023)

Natali Jones

First Assistant Director

Dead Awake (2016)

Phillip Russell

Second Assistant Director

Grumpy Old Santa (2023)

Bridget Uhles

Props

Grumpy Old Santa (2023)

Landon Lipinski

Sound Mixer

RWBY (2012)

Chas Tackett

Sound Effects Editor

Prey (I) (2022)

Josh Tackett

Re-recording Mixer

The Journey

Stephen Tackett

Re-recording Mixer

The Journey

Jon Blaze

First Assistant Camera

Cerebrum (2021)

Timothy Bubel

Gaffer

Grimy Situation (2023)

Paul Michael O'Connor

DIT

Grimy Situation (2023)

Parker Montgomery

Wardrobe

Grumpy Old Santa (2023)

Amy Gilbert

Script Supervisor

Crave: Roots of Evil

Breann King

Production Assistant

Wicked Things (2024)

Cody C King

Production Assistant

IS-22 (2018)

Morgan Moser

Production Assistant

Trash (2021)

Katlyn Smith

Production Assistant

Pickleball

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Beanie Baby

In Porch Pirates, the gang commits their most outrageous heist yet by swiping a rare, $20,000 Beanie Baby—the legendary “Cockatoo”—right off the Mayor of Longview’s porch. The Mayor, a notorious collector of rare Beanie Babies, had ordered this prized plush online and was eagerly awaiting its arrival. However, before he even got the chance to hold the coveted Cockatoo in his hands, the crafty Porch Pirates swooped in and made off with the package. Now, instead of proudly displaying it in his collection, the Mayor is left fuming as detectives race against time to recover the rare treasure before it’s lost forever—or, worse, sold on the black market. The Beanie Baby craze of the 1990s was pure pandemonium, with collectors treating these tiny stuffed toys like gold bars with googly eyes. Stories of people selling cars, remortgaging houses, and bartering life savings for a limited-edition Beanie Baby were the norm. The Mayor’s Cockatoo, with its majestic white body and fluff of pink feathers, was one of the rarest of the flock. While most Beanie Babies have lost their luster over the years, the Cockatoo remains one of the few that still holds its sky-high value, and the Mayor was ready to add it to his prized collection—until the Porch Pirates got to it first! Now, this plushie caper is just another wild chapter in the roller- coaster world of Beanie Baby collecting.

Marco Examines a Christmas PIckle at the Pizza Restuarante

In Porch Pirates, the gang's holiday heist took a whimsical twist when they snagged an entire box of handcrafted glass Christmas Pickles from the Mayor’s porch. These weren’t just any decorations—the Mayor had specially ordered the glass pickles from an exclusive German glassmaker as gifts for his staff, each one a unique and valuable ornament. With each pickle worth a small fortune, the Mayor had grand plans to present these rare holiday treasures as a token of appreciation at his annual Christmas party. But thanks to the crafty Porch Pirates, the box disappeared before he could even hand them out, leaving the Mayor scrambling and the detectives with yet another festive mystery to solve before the pickles—and the Mayor’s holiday spirit—are gone for good. The tradition of the Christmas Pickle is a quirky, and often debated, holiday custom that many trace back to Germany. According to legend, an ornamental pickle is hidden somewhere on the Christmas tree, and the first person to find it on Christmas morning is rewarded with good luck for the year ahead—or, in some households, an extra present. Whether this custom truly hails from Germany or was invented to boost ornament sales, it has been embraced by many, including the Mayor. He planned to pass on the charm and goodwill of this tradition through his luxurious glass pickle gifts. But with the box now in the hands of the Porch Pirates, the Mayor’s festive gesture hangs in the balance, and it’s up to the detectives to retrieve the stolen pickles before the holiday season is left in a sour state.

The Christmas Pickle

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Beanie Baby

The Christmas Pickle

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Beanie Baby